Kitty Cat Johnson is a little cat who likes to eat hats. She likes to be petted, but only with a 12-foot pole. If you come near, she will eat your fingernails and spit them at you, puncturing your body. She is a demon of old.
Personal Life[]
Kitty Cat Johnson has made 12 human bone tentacle monsters that are now her protectors. She is mining through the Earth's core in order to collect its valuable minerals. She needs these minerals in order to awaken her master, The Kitty Cat Jeremy.
Kitty Cat Johnson drinks milk out of the sink. She pours it into the sink without plugging the drain, then tries to drink as much as she can before it goes down the drain. It's a huge waste of milk. But she found a solution- she can get very old, curdled milk, which will stop up the drain, and then pour the good milk on top of it so she can drink that at her leisure. This strategy is saving her a lot of money!
Collecting[]
Kitty Cat Johnson collects human bones and fashions a tent out of them so she can sleep inside of it.